I QUIT!!!

Smoking, that is!

Yep -- haven't had one in 3 1/2 days! Not since Monday morning.

Hooray!

I want a cigarette!

No I don't!

Yes I do!

No I don't!

And on and so forth, for the rest of my life.

When I get to the afterlife, the very second thing I'm going to do is to have a cigarette. The very first thing I'm going to do involves a particular zombie, and is none of your damned business.