My Doctor Told Me to Get More Exercise

He did. He said that if I got more exercise, then my aches and pains would go away. So I began exercising. I've been doing it since March. My aches and pains have NOT gone away -- in fact, I now have lots of NEW ones to keep the old ones company.

In the other world, I do not have constant aches and pains. Or an impinged nerve. Or carpal tunnel. Or bad skin. Or dizzy spells. Or anxiety disorder, and all of its wonderful co-morbid companions.

I don't usually complain about it that much, since I know there's not a thing that can be done (short of some horrific operations and/or drugs that I refuse to take). But it's been acting up nonstop for the past week, and I am damned sick and tired of it, and I don't want to bother my friends with these futile complaints, so if you're still reading this, you've got only yourself to blame. Ha.