Well, No Damn WONDER

Here I sit -- just woke up for the day. Got my tea, got my smoke, got the computer turned on for my daily half-hour jaunt through the internet before I go to work. My eyes are so heavy...I know I'm not getting enough sleep. But why am I SO tired this morning?

Then I glance at the computer clock.

Aww -- naw, man...no way.

It's four in the damn morning. When I wake up, I always just figure it's time to get up.

Screw this. I'm goin' back to bed.